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wakeupmistahwest: ralphabetsoup: Serious issue I always do. ‘when u see someone drowning u should laugh out loud and wave to call 911’ hahah!!! thats how i read it! and this would be a good picture to add in “ DONT TELL ME WHAT TO
pleasedontsqueezetheshhh: ianstagram: Yeah our house is on fire but have we considered giving the fire a chance and seeing what it does first before we put it out? Before we call 911 I want the wood floor to apologize for being so flammable and let
flowering-kitten: IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if
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